Spanish and Italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
French :haha i don't fuckin know man just do whatever
German: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
English: *shooting up in the bathroom*
Gaelic :the pronunciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i don't even know good fucking luck
Polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
Japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
Welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
Chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
Arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
Latin :here memorize 500 charts and then you still don't know what the fuck is happening
Sign Language:If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
Russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelled but good fucking luck spelling it
Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
