How to piss off every single New Yorker

1. Upstreaming for a cab
2. Not walking on the escalator 
3. Taking up two seats on the subway
4. Petitioning people on the streets
5. Feeding pigeons
6. Arguing that New York is over rated 
7. Not knowing how to slide your Metro card 
8. Doing anything in Time Square
9. Stealing peoples Newspaper
10. Announcing yourself on the subway car
11. Not holding the elevator door
12. Standing in the bike lane 

And that ladies and gentlemen is how to piss of New Yorkers