How To Disappoint Your Parents In 13 Ways

1. Drinking in the morning
2. Smoking Cigarettes
3. Straying from their faith (ex. not keeping kosher)
4. Getting an impractical graduate degree
5. Calling on Mothers Day......to ask for money
6. Keeping the beard
7. Having a job making YouTube videos/ or ranting on a blog/ or both
8. Getting a tattoo
9. Quitting Grad School before even finishing
10. Moving back in with your parents
11. Posing nude on the internet
12. Dating a girl/boy they hate
13. Breaking up with said person when your parents finally decide that they like that person

And that my friends is thirteen ways to disappoint your parents